Really 25,000 notes for someone posting my work without credit and I am not sure if it is suppose to be funny or serious with the whole what kind of parent statement because it’s not that funny and if you seriously thought that was someone’s name then I don’t even know. Someone please help me understand?
(via like-haile-selassie)
Source: computersaysnooo
Q:I heard you used to suck dick for coke maybe that's why you're still so obsessed with bjs
Anonymous
Hahahahaha. Who the fuck writes something like this?
Q:Do people actually do that "just the tip" shit? I thought that was some silly middle school myth-esque idea.
More than the tip always ends up happening but it’s more a game of seeing who caves first / letting the anticipation build up at least that’s how I have done it.
Q:gosh can you stop answering these perverted messages and go write? It's a lot more appealing.
Anonymous
Nope sorry. I do what I want. You should just stop following me.
Q:Just the tip.
Anonymous
I love that game.
Q:Cybersex, duh.
Anonymous
Noodz too? A/S/L?
Q:i just so happen to love your handwriting. and sometimes you need to call out a slut, shit happens.
I’m glad you like my handwriting but I’m not cool with the word slut as a deragotary term as it’s use results in so many terrible implications for women, men, their relationships with each other, and a healthy sexual dynamic in general. I’d suggest thinking before you use it but you can do as you like of course. It’s really a major component in a very serious problem in our society.
Q:I really don't get why you get so much hate. I truly enjoy everything you post. Cheers to being awesome!
Anonymous
Haters be jealous they ain’t me and get angry when I get attention they crave. They feel cheated and need someone to blame. I’m an easy target as well because I have the guts to reveal my inner feelings and thoughts or whatever.
Q:I still want to fuck you via the internet. Who cares if you think someone elses shit sucks? Surely, they don't like everything.
Anonymous
How does one fuck via the Internet?
Q:you have atrocious handwriting and you're criticizing the handwriting of others? nice hypocrisy!
Anonymous
That’s true. I almost failed kindergarten because of my poor fine motor skills. But I think my handwriting is at least kind of charming or pretty in it’s atrociousness. Some people like it some don’t. I’m okay with it. Clearly you have nothing better to do than anonymously point out the obvious. You succeeded.
Q:do you think anyone would fill in those sexual forms of yours if you didn't use a typewriter to make some words flow on a paint chip
Anonymous
Probably not.
Q:I wish I could write like you.
You can. It’s easy, just put words on a page, you seem to know the language so make it work. I’ve got nothing you don’t have.
Q:Nice job slut shaming in one of your last posts! I've been following you for three years, and I'm sad to find only now, that you're an asshole.
Anonymous
You most not be able to read very well if it took you three years to figure out I’m an asshole. But I understand how sad and disappointed you must be.
Q:just gonna say i love that you're starting to put a logo on your actual writings. I coudn't tell you how many times i've seen other people credit your work. stay thug
Anonymous
This message may be my favorite ever. To whoever wrote this, thank you, it made me really happy. I feel understood. I will do my best.
Q:You seriously need to get out of the house and do something if you're getting pissed 'cause someone used a shit scanner and marker to make something for the internet. There are gonna be people out there that do stuff for notes and reblogs. This person just happened to be successful. Who gives a shit? People relating to and appreciating a picture shouldn't be cause for anger.
Haha. I can’t even go into how contradictory this entire message is. FTW. Also nice username.
My name is Eric Shaw.